The Comfort Wipe
When you need a stick to wipe your ass you have bigger problems in your life to worry about.
Control-a-Cat Remote Control
Wouldn’t you just love a remote controlled cat? That would be super sweet! ThinkGeek seems to always have some of the weirdest products. I love the directions they have for the Control-A-Cat Remote Control
Simply point at your cat, press buttons on the remote and hope for the best. With buttons for “Stop Scratching”, “Show Affection”, “Remain Aloof” and others, you’ll be in control in no time. It’s finally your turn to make your cat do what you want.